Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Do you believe in bad karma???

Bad Karma's a bitch... So, I guess I better fix this in a hurry.

Dear Poker gods, thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to make money by putting ridiculous donkeys like this one... and then royally f*cking me in the ass to see if I really enjoy bad beats (I never said I enjoyed them... I just said to put a positive spin on them)...

FullTiltPoker Game #2324814832: Table Russell (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:27:19 ET - 2007/04/30
Seat 1: Checkmate824 ($253)
Seat 2: RecessRampage ($258.05)
Seat 3: tonvas ($55.40)
Seat 4: austin30 ($74.65)
Seat 5: Tobekewl ($198)
Seat 6: Tha Big O ($58.35)
Tobekewl posts the small blind of $1
Tha Big O posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RecessRampage [Ks Kh]
Checkmate824 folds
RecessRampage raises to $7
tonvas folds
austin30 raises to $12 <--- small reraise by a shorty
Tobekewl adds $2
Tobekewl folds
Tha Big O folds
Tobekewl adds $1
RecessRampage raises to $258.05, and is all in <--- I don't care if I take a big pot or not. I wanted to send a message to not f*ck with my raises, esp since I've been playing uber loose
austin30 calls $62.65, and is all in <--- well, he must have a hand...
RecessRampage shows [Ks Kh]
austin30 shows [Qd Kc] <--- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Uncalled bet of $183.40 returned to RecessRampage
*** FLOP *** [Td 5c Ah]
*** TURN *** [Td 5c Ah] [Jd] <--- WTF!? Poker gods, that's fucked up...
*** RIVER *** [Td 5c Ah Jd] [8d]
RecessRampage shows a pair of Kings
austin30 shows a straight, Ace high
austin30 wins the pot ($149.30) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $152.30 | Rake $3
Board: [Td 5c Ah Jd 8d]
Seat 1: Checkmate824 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: RecessRampage showed [Ks Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: tonvas didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: austin30 (button) showed [Qd Kc] and won ($149.30) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 5: Tobekewl (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Tha Big O (big blind) folded before the Flop

Wow, calling all in with KQ... not even suited. What a loser... Oh and even better, a suckout artist turned hit & run artist. Thanks for getting uberlucky and then running immediately after the hand. Good thing you did cuz that's the only way you can hold on to my money, you loser.

FullTiltPoker Game #2325485860: Table Russell (6 max) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:45:34 ET - 2007/04/30
Seat 1: Mixed716 ($179)
Seat 2: RecessRampage ($198)
Seat 3: GrandmAces ($238.20)
Seat 4: realpokerpusher ($128.95)
Seat 5: Tobekewl ($317.75)
Seat 6: ETuk ($78.80)
RecessRampage posts the small blind of $1
GrandmAces posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RecessRampage [8d 7d]
realpokerpusher has 15 seconds left to act
realpokerpusher folds
Tobekewl folds
ETuk calls $2
Mixed716 folds
RecessRampage calls $1
GrandmAces has 15 seconds left to act
GrandmAces checks
*** FLOP *** [8s 5d 7h]
RecessRampage bets $6 <--- top two pair on a dangerous drawing board
GrandmAces folds
ETuk raises to $16 <--- really? I have top 2 dude...
RecessRampage has 15 seconds left to act
RecessRampage raises to $40 <--- how much do you like your hand now?
ETuk calls $24
*** TURN *** [8s 5d 7h] [9h] <--- not a good card
RecessRampage bets $40 <--- since the moron is shortstacked, if I check and he pushes, I call so I did the betting for him
ETuk calls $36.80, and is all in
RecessRampage shows [8d 7d]
ETuk shows [9c 9d] <--- oh, so gross...
Uncalled bet of $3.20 returned to RecessRampage
*** RIVER *** [8s 5d 7h 9h] [As]
RecessRampage: so gross
RecessRampage shows two pair, Eights and Sevens
ETuk shows three of a kind, Nines
ETuk wins the pot ($156.60) with three of a kind, Nines
RecessRampage: nh

And not even a "ty"... I mean I gave him the obligatory "nh" to the 5 outer he hit and not a word... and even worse, hit & run artist #2... What's with all these losers that get lucky and immediately leaves? Morons. Well, maybe they're smart. Otherwise, I would take my money back with interest from these clowns.

Well, I will say though that my overall impression of 6 max tables at 1-2NL is donkalicious (I feel like someone else coined this term before but seems very appropriate right now)... The plays are awful, players are generally weak, and that generally equates to more money for the taking. I decided to drop down to 1-2NL as I try to get used to the 6 max table game as opposed to the full ring games I've been playing at 2-4NL. The action's definitely faster and more enjoyable but I think I might be playing a little too loose. I was raising with 30%+ of my hands. Even donks eventually figure out that I don't have a hand. I just need to tighten up a little but talk about a beatable game... here it is... now if the poker gods would stop fuckin with me, I'd be ok...

What a crappy way to end April... I barely eked out a 4 figure profit. That's so weak... I don't play poker to eke out wins like that... Good news is, despite my week from hell last week in terms of work, I played enough to qualify for the ironman freeroll (the ironman level) so hopefully, there's some more free money coming my way.

Alright, I'm out!

3 comments:

Biby Cletus said...

Nice post, its a really cool blog that you have here, keep up the good work, will be back.

Warm Regards

Biby Cletus - Blog

Fuel55 said...

KQo is Gold - haven't you heard?

tyke said...

I think that's the angriest I've ever witnessed you be Alan :)