Tuesday, April 1, 2008

I suck, not only at poker, but at April Fool's prank as well

Yesterday, Schaubs and I decide to play a prank on Fuel. Since he's got that overbet for value contest going, we were gonna do some bullshit hand history and send it to him. I actually wanted to do something funny... Basically, this was our email conversation from yesterday:

Me: Yeah, it is all for fun. It would be hilarious though if we did a hand where you're in the BB so I raise enough that most people will fold and you call. If I have the nuts on the river, I jam (check, check until then) and you call with like 8 high for $80... in a $100 pot... lol

(At the time, the above woulda been a winner...)

Me: even funnier will be if in the chat before you call, you type in the obligatory "you got anything?" Schaubs has 15 seconds to act. "I don't think you hit that (insert any card on the board)"

And then you call. With 8 high.

On a AKQT4 board...

But I didn't want it to be so obvious so I recreated a hand history from one of the hands I had from last night and just changed the table description, the names are all from the 2-4NL tables but I thought Fuel might not pay that much attention...

So this was the HH I sent him.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5860232176: Table Paseo (deep) - $0.15/$0.30 - No Limit Hold'em - 01:12:29 ET - 2008/04/01

Seat 2: time4time ($38.30)
Seat 3: RecessRampage ($99.70)
Seat 5: Schaubs ($101.95)
Seat 6: SteveTheWebGuy ($82.80)
Seat 7: daPHUNNIEman ($60)
Seat 8: IpwnU ($41.10)
Seat 9: ULY78 ($131.70)
time4time posts the small blind of $0.15
RecessRampage posts the big blind of $0.30
The button is in seat #9

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RecessRampage [Ks Ad]
Schaubs raises to $1.05
SteveTheWebGuy calls $1.05
daPHUNNIEman has 15 seconds left to act
daPHUNNIEman has requested TIME
daPHUNNIEman calls $1.05
IpwnU folds
ULY78 folds
time4time folds
RecessRampage calls $0.75

*** FLOP *** [Kd Kc Qd]
RecessRampage checks
Schaubs checks
SteveTheWebGuy checks
daPHUNNIEman checks

*** TURN *** [Kd Kc Qd] [Ac] <---- gin!!!!
RecessRampage checks
Schaubs bets $1.50
RecessRampage raises to $97.15, and is all in
Schaubs calls $95.65 <--- instacalls!!!
SteveTheWebGuy folds
daPHUNNIEman folds
RecessRampage shows [Ks Ad]
Schaubs shows [Jc Tc]

*** RIVER *** [Kd Kc Qd Ac] [2s]
RecessRampage shows a full house, Kings full of Aces
SteveTheWebGuy shows a straight, Ace high
RecessRampage wins the pot ($198.50) with a full house, Kings full of Aces

Doctoring this hand history took forever and yet I make the most critical mistake that Fuel immediately noticed... Schaubs is in the hand all the way... except at showdown when mysteriously, SteveTheWebGuy shows a straight. D'oh!!! That's such a BAD BEAT!!!

So no April Fool's joke from this guy... it was so much fun during the planning stages though.

Yes, I know... we're very mature.


bayne_s said...

you have now ruined the doctored hand history for others with your sloppiness

lj said...

as if i needed further proof...

Schaubs said...

I doubt I would have even caught it if you had sent it to me first. In fact, I know I wouldn't have because I missed it when you BCC'd me on the email to Dr. Payattention.

Damn it!

Oh well, it was fun I agree.

Shrike said...

That's just awesome.

Better execution next time please? ;)

SubZero said...

lmao, that's great, reading that has totally made my night!

SubZero said...

lmao, that's great, reading that has totally made my night!