Friday, April 25, 2008

The Legend was born...

Finally!!! I've been working on my MTT game, watching PXF videos, reading blogs, strategy posts, etc and I finally made the biggest tournament accomplishment ever. To become the legend of the pooooooooooooosh fest.

For those that don't know, the push fest is where Buddy or IT would announce on BDR that we would do the push fest. We would all jump into a 50FTP satellite or a $3.30 KO tourney and we would shove every hand. EVERY. SINGLE. HAND. SHOVE. The blogger that lasts the longest will collect $5 or $7 (depending on whether it's the FTP or the KO) from every other blogger that participated. I really never participated in this until two days ago when I finally popped my cherry. Then I realized how addictive it was... so yesterday, when they announced it, I decided to bring my "A" game to this thing. I must be a damn good poker player... after all, not only did I outlast all the bloggers, I fuckin took this bitch ass down shoving every single hand.



Click on the picture below for the list of every hand, the villains' hands and the winning hand.



The biggest turning point was clearly when my Kc8c won in a 4 way all in against Donkette's 6c7h, and the AQ and AK of the nonbloggers. In the final hand, when the guy finally called my all in after folding 12 straight hands and he flips over QJ against my 24, I had no doubt in my mind...

16 comments:

OhCaptain said...

Dude! Share your secrets with the rest of us. That's some fantastic poker!

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

kurokitty said...

This is hilarious! You must have a secret second poker kitty around, like Syria's nuke program...

Mike Maloney said...

I demand a strategy post.

Are you allowed to unregister for the Sat to pick up a valuable 2,700 FTP points?

BWoP said...

That's some mighty fine work there . . .

Congrats?!?

Shrike said...

SO. AWESOME. THAT. I. USE. ALL. CAPS.

WHEEEEE!

Donkette said...

Congrats, job well done, pure donkery at it's finest......You're record will be very hard to tie... You are now the KING of poooosh fests.

Carson said...

You have to write a book about Pooooosh Fest Poker.

Buddy Dank said...

You have got to be shitting me!

WillWonka said...

I need to listen to BDR more often. I can't imagine what was being said in the chat box.. and also that you only ran into pocket pairs twice... wow, you run goot.

Fuel55 said...

Step aside Annette - Kid "Gloves" is here!!!!!!!!

RaisingCayne said...

Sick! Sorry I missed witnessing the legend at work. And I thought Donkette's 8th place finish was a record that was bound to hold for a while... geez.

1st place, pushing every hand... that's PHAT!

PokahDave said...

Definitely need some of the nuances of a pushfest....like when to push...and how long to wait. Strategy Post!

Instant Tragedy said...

Ladies and Gentlemen.

I give you the Chairman of Kitchen Stadium - Philly.

The Pushfest Champeeeeeeeeen of the WORLD.

RECESS RAMPPPPAAGGGGGGE!

WTG I hope Buddy saves that audio!

Loretta8 said...

seriously, you are my idol

amazing

Lifesagrind said...

I didn't realize these were planned out. Nicely done.

Schaubs said...

I can't beleive that no one has said this yet but....


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!