Sunday, June 17, 2007

FUCK YOU FULL TILT

I haven't been this pissed in a while...

FullTiltPoker Game #2692719036: Satellite to 100 Seat Guarantee (19919018), Table 55 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:00:57 ET - 2007/06/17
Seat 1: JPet (3,180)
Seat 2: MR SMOOTH D (1,745)
Seat 3: 120279 (960), is sitting out
Seat 4: Itsa Robbery (2,660)
Seat 5: AJ_Rider (1,080)
Seat 6: Mr Real McCoy (1,540)
Seat 7: RecessRampage (2,005)
Seat 8: dp_jaxson (1,750)
Seat 9: Kelvin1206 (890)
RecessRampage posts the small blind of 50
dp_jaxson posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RecessRampage [Ks Kd]
Kelvin1206 folds
JPet folds
MR SMOOTH D folds
120279 folds
Itsa Robbery folds
AJ_Rider has 15 seconds left to act
AJ_Rider folds
Mr Real McCoy raises to 350
RecessRampage has 15 seconds left to act
RecessRampage raises to 2,005, and is all in
dp_jaxson folds
Mr Real McCoy calls 1,190, and is all in
RecessRampage shows [Ks Kd]
Mr Real McCoy shows [6h 6c]
Uncalled bet of 465 returned to RecessRampage
*** FLOP *** [8s Td 2h]
*** TURN *** [8s Td 2h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [8s Td 2h 6s] [4c]
RecessRampage shows a pair of Kings
Mr Real McCoy shows three of a kind, Sixes
Mr Real McCoy wins the pot (3,180) with three of a kind, Sixes
The blinds are now 60/120

The reason I pushed? Because right before this, he made a comment about how he didn't want to race and how he folded AK when another guy came over the top all in. So, I figured instead of reraising a fair amount, pushing might get him to call. Which it did. Which FullTilt decided to fuck me grossly.

Then, two hands later, I'm down to 450 in chips, blinds are 60/120, and what do I get? KK. I thought justice. Folds to me in the cutoff and I push. BB calls with K3 of clubs. Of course, he makes the flush on the river and I go home in 757th place... I don't give a shit if this happens on a $24 tourney or something... But what a way to go out for a WSOP satellite.

I haven't been this pissed in a while... I think I'm gonna go break something.

4 comments:

Fuel55 said...

Standard tournament BS

lj said...

not positive, but i think i'd rather go out in 757 than be a bubble girl...i woulda killed to pick up some Ks. bad beats, though, for real.

lj said...

ps thanks for railing! : )

KajaPoker said...

Here's what i tell the table when I get kicked in the junk:

FU FTP RNG !!!
FU in the eye!

Always helps lighten the mood.

Club flush is gold on FTP. I am still trying to figure out a way to calculate it to prove that it happens way more often than is statistically probable.